The Curse... it has been fabled to have begun in the year 2000.. casting its dark shadow for 8 years over a pitiful mortal... But now... what was once a gloomy darkly lit sky... is now clearer as the hues of the glorious sun begin to filter through the moving clouds..
Have you not heard of The Curse?? The one so horrendous that it sucks years out of the life of its pitiable victims... The curse is none other than.... The Curse of Monitorship!!!!
Well, i guess that's enough of drama.. But it is indeed true... i have been LIBERATED!!! No more Mr. Monitor!! One cannot begin to imagine my relief!! And seriously.. i'm not exaggerating.. it IS a curse... one that has refused to let go of me for many years... but alas ... justice has prevailed...
Let me give you all a little lesson on the history of The Curse.. it came like a thief in the night ... carefully picking out the quiet 10 year old boy in the corner of the class as its chosen one... no one would expect the post of Assistant Monitor to be a curse... After all it was just a year long ordeal... however its hold on the chosen one grew stronger the very next year as the curse manifested itself again in the form of the Monitor post.. As the curse gradually established its power, the young boy figured something was up and started making counter measures ( begging friends not to vote) to combat what seemed to be a doomed destiny.. His efforts seemed to have altered his fate ... up until he was chosen again.. though this time as the treasurer....
As the boys life as a primary school student ended.. he looked forward to greener pastures in a different school... And all was well with him at the time... well, that is for about half a year... though he thought it was safe when he steered clear of any obligations that year, to his horror... the current monitor resigned to take up the life of prefectship.. That was when The Curse made its point clear as it continued its strange-hold over the boy for the next year and a half...
As a 15 year old... the chosen one decided to fight back.. and with a little help from his class teacher .. Their efforts made him safe for a while.. the curse though had plans of its own.. unable to struggle completely free he was appointed yet again as the Assistant for half the year before taking up the monitor post the following year...
the distraught young man of 16... was at wits end and decided to finally use the double-edged sword he had been saving... the one which had served monitors before him well... He decided to be..... *gasps* a PREFECT!!! What had driven this young man to such drastic measures that he had purposefully (escaping the curse) became a prefect? Rumors had it that he was worried of the extent of the curse's power as it started to manifest itself in the lives of his siblings..
However, all good things come to an end. Successful as it seemed, the curse merely remained dormant until the opportune moment... Unprotected by the obligations of prefectship, he was again at the mercy of the curse as it showed its ugly face once again in the boy's lower 6 life... against all odds ( the boy missed orientation week) the curse bound him for another year... ( more like half a year but i swear it felt like one )
When finally the boy had resigned to the fact... When he had finally decided it was pointless to ask why... he suddenly found himself free in UPPER 6!! (though as treasurer) What a miracle!! Clearly elated, the boy looks forward to spending his last year in school CURSELESS though he does mourn the pitiful replacements who seem like saviours to him...
Note: This is no work of fiction.
4 comments:
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Free at last... NO, I don't think the curse did that.. I think that maybe it finally stopped because there was the end of the curse....
than again... it may come back it the lives of your children... after all curses are passed down... aren't they??
Ahaha. Free at last?? Haha doesn't freedom taste sweet??!! Being a monitor is no fun. Been there man, been there. Thank God I was free in Form 6. Haha hey, no responsibilities, means must study extra harder okay? Now, no excuse XD
MUAHAHAHAHAH FREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arnan.. what a way to kill the joy...
i would say i feel a " deep gladness " in my heart for you
enough is enough really
ya we serve in a monitor's capacity
getting the class together
running the show for the teachers
and doing unending stream of chores for the whole battalion of teachers
i say chores rather than responsibilities cos when every teacher takes the monitor to be their 'handyman'
it robs the joy of being the captain of the class....
many teachers have lost some element of compassion
some to the extent of insisting on capable ones like your bro to continue so that their admin work is perfect and easy!!!
anyway i rejoice the bond is broken and you guys are set free to enjoy a normal student's life !!!!
[ wouldnt call it curse tho.....in the initial years it was kind of a privilege to be considered worthy to be chosen...right??
syabas you guys have done it.....liberation year 2009!
i feel liberated too...... stop and smell the roses ya.
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